Once again it was time to endure the 36 hour
trip and visit my friends at our Straight Blast Gym
affiliate in South Africa. Although the flight is tiring I
always look forward to being able to see everyone again, as
well as the amazing African countryside.Upon arrival I was
exhausted, having not slept in about 32 hours, except for
a few brief nods in flight. They played crappy movies through
the flight, no surprise. . .so I mostly read. When I arrived
I discovered they where having a 'labor dispute' and I may
not be receiving my luggage, fortunately, mine was one of
the few sets that arrived.
Rodney had asked me to attend the Pride and
Honor show he was putting on, in addition to teaching the
usual classes. It was scheduled to be the biggest and best
NHB show ever produced in Africa so far. In addition, my good
friends, students, and SBG Instructors Rory Singer, and Forest
Griffin from the Georgia SBG where there to compete in the
event. I was scheduled to be in their corner, as well as all
our African athletes corners who where fighting. Suffice it
to say the event was great. Rodney and his fellow promoters,
Leon (I'll beat you at chess next time!), and Sean produced
a good show. Best overall production I have seen barring the
UFC and Pride. There was just under 3000 people in attendance.
Rory Singer put on a friggin clinic on how
to defeat and stop a BJJ fighters clinch and takedowns. Rory
fought the experienced and tough BJJ fighter Ludwig Strydom.
Rory used superior clinch skills, and completely stopped all
of Ludwig's bodylock attempts using the underhook and pummeling.
He then dominated the striking with elbows and knees to the
face from the clinch. All in all Rory fought a perfect fight,
winning by submission in the second round, after completely
dominating the entire time. Rory's use of Greco, and superior
boxing left Ludwig in a tough spot. However, Ludwig showed
great heart, and I am sure he will go on to compete and do
well in the future.
Forest Griffin also fought a great fight against
the 15 time South African freestyle wrestling champion. His
opponent came out and slammed Forest into the mat with probably
the most impressive take down I have ever seen in an MMA match.
From there Forest held guard, and cooked his opponent. Within
two minutes his opponent was completely gassed, and Forest
got to his feet, used the clinch to stop a second takedown,
and take his opponents back. As his opponent laid in quarter
position forest dropped knees to the head, and then finished
with a rear naked choke. After the fight I discovered that
Forest had actually dislocated his shoulder in the first few
seconds of the match when his opponent slammed him into the
ring. Forest ignored the dislocation, continued to fight anyway,
and won the match! Look in the dictionary under tough, and
there should be a picture of Forest.
I also got to meet John Kavanaugh at the fights. John traveled
to Africa from Ireland to fight in the event. He has an
excellent overall game, and I am looking forward to working
more with John at his Gym in Ireland in April. Dublin better
be prepared for some SBG style party's come april.
The next day Rory, Forest, and myself, where treated to
a few days at a resort out of town called Pilansburg, which
is a huge wildlife preserve in the bush. We had a buffet
that night that was amazing. Meats, fried bananas, deserts,
as well as all sorts of other foods. Our rooms where nice
by any standard, and overlooked the game reserve. They told
me to shut my window at night (large picture window doors
that opened on two a second story bamboo deck), as Baboons
may wander in. Screw the baboons, I left them open as it
was hot, and the wildlife sounds made sleeping wonderful.
Next morning we were cooked a great breakfast, and had
a warthog wander past are table as we ate (not something
you see often at breakfast in Portland). Then we got in
a Leon's rig and headed into the reserve. We were very fortunate
in spotting a pride of lions that had just taken down a
zebra. They were only about 50 yards away, but busy eating.
That's rare, especially in the daytime, when they mostly
sleep. Many people think the male lions don't hunt, but
they do. It's just that there large body and manes make
them easier to see, so they flush the zebra towards the
female lionesses that hide, and then take the prey down.
That evening we had another feast.
USA clearly dominates at mini golf!
The next day we played mini golf (put put). It was Rory,
myself, Rodney and Leon. So we did USA vs Africa.
Even though we tied (water hazards), Rory and I screamed
that we won and yelled USA, taking a victory pic on the
18th hole. Hell ya. I have pics to prove it.
That evening we headed out for a night safari. We go with
a guide. I spotted a lioness in the grass, whom we watched
until the sun went down. She was moaning for her mate, but
we couldn't spot the rest of the pride. Later we spotted
two brown hyenas. These are very rare, as they are solitary
animals. They travel, live, and hunt alone. So when the
spotted Hyenas see them (whom travel in pack), they
kill them. As such they are endangered. So it was a rare
privilege to see two on the same night. They were both oblivious
to us, and didn't seem to care we were there. These Hyenas
can take your head off in an instant. Very powerful animals.
I have gotten in with male lions and played, wrestled,
and rolled with them before(which was one of the most amazing
experiences I have had). . .but I would never do that with
a hyena. I have been bitten in the ass by a younger hyena
before and it sucks bad. We also saw a group of giraffes;
almost so close I could touch them. They eat branches off
the thorn trees, often thorns get stuck in their tongues,
but that's okay because they shed their tongues and grow
new ones every six months. We also saw many wilderbeasts,
warthogs, antelope, kudu (a type of antelope that's common
in the transvaal), and springbok. As well as a hallucinogenic
frog. (Rory and I thought of keeping that.) The locals dry
them in the sun and mix them in water for serious trips.
They are also somewhat rare. As we headed back we ran into
a male bull elephant. He had been brought in from krugar
national park to discipline the younger male elephants,
who had formed a gang and where causing problems. Including
killing a tourist a few Months ago, (friggin tourists!)
Now that he has arrived they all mellowed out. He disciplines
them through headbutts and pure brute force. He teaches
them how to act properly. We also found a dead Kudo
that had just been taken minutes ago by a pack of wild dogs.
It was by the fence. The dogs use the fence, chasing the
prey to it, where they are cornered, and then taking turns
biting it until dead (kind of an extreme version of using
the cage to ground and pound). They ate his insides before
running as we approached. Our driver had to get out and
pull the corpse off the road.
I'd have better pictures, however I had not discovered
the zoom in-zoom out button on my camera yet. (For the last
two Years I have been wondering why all my pics seemed so
far away?
Thanks for fixing that Q! Tech things and I do not mix.)
That evening I slept great, expect for a pack of Monkeys
that kept running up and down on my roof. I couldn't see
the bastards, but they were very noisy.
Some African country side security.
It took only minutes for the dogs to do this.
On our final day there we ventured to Sun City. The Palace
resort at Sun City is one of the only six star hotels in
the world. Rory, Forest and I had a good time at the water
slide park in the 'lost world'. As we drove back to Joberg
we passed tons of shanty houses no plumbing, no electricity,
poverty that you cannot fathom, or see in the USA. What
a contrast, it makes you feel weird to leave one of the
most luxurious resorts in the world that we were visiting
(the palace at Sun city), and drive by this. We raced passed
at about 200km an hour in our nice sedan with Elvis blaring,
and I couldn't help but wonder what they thought of the
sight of us, as we speed by in sunglasses.
Matt wrestles Wiukus. If Wiukus gets any stronger
Mattis going to need a stunt double to tap him!
Later that week I went to work, and taught my usual series
of classes to our African crew. Things went great, and all
of Rodney's people are progressing fantastically. The stand
up games of Rodney's athletes are always top notch, no surprise
there. But, I was very happy to see that everyone's ground
game had increased exponentially as well. I was also privileged
in handing out about a dozen or so WELL deserved blue belts
to the crew.
Teaching at Rodney's Gym.
Always time for Q&A.
As usual big thanks to Chico for being a great host. Thanks
to Louis for putting up with my usual self. And of course
thanks to Nuno"quickshot", who played his usual role of (driver/bodyguard/keep
Matt out of trouble guy). Thanks Nuno. . .that's ten tokens
now. - Matt (do you know who I am) Thornton
Matt Thornton completes seminars in the Seychelles Islands!
I was recently blessed with an invitation to go teach a
series of seminars for civilians and security forces in
the Seychelles Islands.
The Seychelles beaches, incredible beauty!
For those of you who have not heard of the Seychelles,
they are a chain of 103 islands located in the Indian Ocean.
Off the East coast of Africa. The Seychelles are known worldwide
as being some of the most beautiful, if not THE most beautiful
Island paradises in the world! Having traveled there I can
honestly say they must be THE most beautiful. I have never
seen beaches, or beauty like this before.
My flight left South Africa in the evening. After boarding
the plane I kept hearing the creole language behind me on
the plane and then the words. . .'Matt Thornton'. . .thinking
maybe I was losing my mind (ya never know) I put on
my headphones, turned up my CD player, and tried to ignore
it. As I stood up to get off the plane people behind
me stopped me and said "are you Matt Thornton". and
surprised I said. . .ya?, turns out that for three weeks
they had been running a TV commercial and news thing about
me several times a day on the local TV. Since the Seychelles
only has one TV station (unless you have satellite), virtually
everyone on the Island knew who I was. So I was happy that
I was not losing my mind (yet).
Henry's backyard
As I walked off the plane onto the hot evening tarmac I
was approached by my host Henry Naiken. He literally walked
me past customs and right out of the airport. Turns out
he trains the Seychelles Airport security forces. Henry
is a psychologist, and has one of the only private practices
on the Seychelles islands. His company is called 'KTS' for
'know thy self'. Talk about synchronicity.
Downtown on Mahe, creole architecture
Our jeep
The Seychelles are one of the worlds smallest independent
Nations. The current 'president' took over in 1975 with
a military take over using only 25 men. He has survived
in power to this day. And since his picture is plastered
everywhere it's a hard fact to forget.
From what I saw the Island had almost zero pollution, and
maintains a pristine ecological environment. Everyone seems
to be well educated, and I was happily surprised that
everyone I met spoke fluent English. This makes teaching
a seminar much nicer. Everyone gets my jokes that way. .
.and lord knows I can be a funny guy sometimes.
Dennis gets a little SBG hospitality. Dennis is a great
guy.
More of the Seychelles beaches.
The Seychelles are still very superstitious and being a
psychologist is next to being a witch doctor of voodoo as
far as some people are concerned. So Henry had some hilarious
stories to tell of his life on the Islands. Henry is a great
guy and was a fantastic host.
I taught a series of seminars for his club. They had Rodney
King out a few Months before my visit. Rodney only visited
once and taught our curriculum for just a few days. After
his visit Henry hosted the first ever NHB competition in
the Indian Ocean. He invited all the local Martial Arts
clubs, most of them being traditional Kung Fu, Karate, and
TKD groups. Henry's students who attended Rodney's seminar
entered, and all won. An impressive testament to the toughness
of some of Henry's people, Henry's teaching skills, Rodney's
coaching, and our curriculum.
The seminar crew
Matt and Chico roll with the students.
With the help of Rodney, and his assistant 'Q' (our tech
guy), we taught a series of classes, and rolled and sparred
with everyone. Later in the week I taught a class for the
Seychelles airport security. They wanted to learn effective
and safe ways to extract and escort someone off a plane.
We worked a few hours on how to safely approach someone,
size up a threat, and "escort" them off an aircraft. It
was fun, and the Q&A session that followed proved to
be even more productive.
Chico gets choked by the Sey Champion!
Q suffers the same fate.
Some people have the completely wrong idea that the SBG
is a 'sports' orientated Gym. The reality is that people
who need real world self defense skills the most, people
who don't have time for B.S., Law Enforcement, Military,
Security, etc, are all coming to the SBG for state of the
art training.
Boarding the small plane for island hoping.
Later that day Rodney, Q, and myself drove to a gorgeous
beach on the other side of the isle. As I swam in the warm
and crystal clear water a group of dolphins swam near us.
Swimming in the ocean with four dolphins was again an amazing
experience that I cannot do justice to in words. We laid
on the beach for hours.
A cat that was in my room.
View out my bedroom door.
Jules resort where we stayed. Thanks Jules!
A few days later Henry took us off Mahe (the main Island)
and to Pryland. Pryland ranks as probably the most beautiful
location I have ever stayed at in my life. We stayed
in a very luxurious resort owned by Henry's friend Jules.
Jules turned out to be a great host and we had a blast.
Jules owns a yacht company and has ten yachts. We took one
out all day and drove around all the islands. He would pull
up next to a beach and I would jump off the top of the boat
and swim to a deserted shore on a tiny, deserted island.
One more gorgeous then the next. I am not exaggerating when
I say I have never seen beauty like this before. We raced
by flying fish. Watched manta rays swim underneath us, listened
to some American rock, and drank Sey brew.
Later that week I went SCUBA diving for the first time.
It was a crash course. . .don't hold your breath when your
coming up or lungs will burst, don't swim up to fast or
you will have to much nitrogen in your blood and get the
benz, don't panic, etc. Basically they took us out in a
boat, my South African friend (Q) told me all this, and
then we fell backwards into the water. Just jump and go.
We went down to about 70 ft, which is pretty deep, and swam
around. It was truly astonishing. I saw a large parrotfish,
and swam with him for awhile, and a big sea bass. The divers
next to us saw two sharks and gave us the hand signal
to indicate such, but I didn't see them. Then as my
tank got down on air it was time to come up slowly. As I
was coming up Jules decided to have me use his oxygen breather
as mine was low, as I switched my mouth filled with water.
The breather didn't work, and when I looked up I was still
about 30 feet under the water, so I rushed to the surface.
I was ok. . .no Benz. It was a blast. Considering I have
never done it before I felt pretty good with my performance.
Next time I will be better.
Matt and Chico prepare to board the Yacht.
A day of boating in paradise
As we swam on the surface near the dive boat I took of
my tank and fins and passed it up. Then Q challenged me
to see how deep I could go without a tank. So I dove
down and went under the boat, and then back to the other
side. As I was coming up for air I saw him pointing excitedly
and I realized I had forgotten to take off my weight belt!
I wasn't even wearing fins, but I managed to come
up to the surface and float without a problem. Everyone
in the group was bitten multiple times by jellyfish, but
nothing bit me. It was a good day.
*Note: Do not drink and drive million dollar boats. Kids
don't try this at home.
Matt and Q prepare to go scuba diving.
Matt scuba'd out.
It was hard leaving the Seychelles. But I am happy to report
that we now have an official training group there
under the direction of Mr.. Henry Naiken. I know Henry will
do a good job, and I look forward to coming back to the
Sey's sometime soon. Special thanks to all the guys of Henry's
club, and Jules, for a great time!
Thanks to everyone in the Seys 'I shall return! - Matt (wanna
be a beachbum) Thornton
The lost roll of film!
Here is some pics from the lost roll, including the Georgia
seminar.
The Georgia Gym crew. Thanks to Trey and the Alabama guys
who also drove down to attend. As well as Myatovich, and
the new SBG VP in charge of entertainment(you know who you
are. . .always three!) Also thanks to Aaron and the Kentucky
guys, and Chris,(the comic). And anyone else I may have
forgoten.
'Adam demo's his new conditioning program'
UFC Champ Randy Couture, Matt, and Olympic silver
medalist Matt Ghaffari
Matt with all the ODMA friends at the wedding.
Congratulations to Luis of the Florida Gym who recently
married the lovely Alicia. I am not sure how Luis wound
up with such an intelligent and attractive women, (I suspect
black magic), but more power to him. I am sure they will
be happy for a long, long time. It was also good seeing
all the Florida crew again.
Here is some more pictures from the 'lost roll' that
where taken at the Florida seminar a few Months before
the wedding. It was good to see Paul and Dave Sharp of
the Chicago Gym at the seminar as well Luis has a great
vibe going with his Organization there, and I think this
brief "goal based" synopsis taken from his website pretty
much covers why:
Alive, adaptable and functional training in a performance
oriented, challenging, pro-active and athletic based curriculum.
Laughter and good fun in an overall fitness centered approach
to the martial arts. A "tribe" of men, women, and children
who train alike and love to share their time and energy
in a very positive and fulfilling way and in an equally
responsive environment.
Matt's Q&A with the crew.
Matt teaching some fine points on the ground

Al works head and arm position. Al is a very cool
guy, and I hope one day he decides to teach.